Willy Warmer

The Willy Warmer is the greatest sports product known to man! No more freezing off your crown jewels supporting your team or hoping things will heat up when you’ve climbed that last hill! The Willy Warmer is simple to use, comfortable and will keep your bits toasty for up to 30 minutes! (When the thirty minutes is up, we suggest standing near a hot radiator or doing some star-jumps) Ideal for sportsmen across the land – quit your whining and get a Willy Warmer!

About the Willy Warmer

• The Willy Warmer is a fantastic reusable warm-up willy-shaped pouch which heats up and will stay warm for 30 minutes! 
• The Willy Warmer is ideal for hikers, climbers, skiers, sport watchers, football players, golfers and cyclists!
• The Willy Warmer is filled with a red liquid gel which can reach temperatures up to 50 degrees and may be too hot for sensitive skin
• The Willy Warmer should be placed in pants and promises to keep men’s bits warm for up to 30 minutes! 
• The Willy Warmer works on a ‘twist and squeeze’ mechanism and then can be brought back to life by placing in boiling water (all instructions are included)
• The Willy Warmer measures approximately 10 cm x 9.5 cm 
• The Willy Warmer is not a toy – funny as it may be, it is suitable for serious athletes and chilly men only!

The Willy Warmer is FULL FLEDGED PROOF that women did not draw the short straw when it comes to bodily functions! True women may have a rough time once a month, but what happens in the winter when men’s tingly bits feel the wrath of the cruel cold elements! No more shall ye have a chilly willy!

The Willy Warmer cures your frostbite fears! Listen up lads – simply pop it in your pants and we guarantee it’ll keep your parts warm for up to 30 minutes! And if it’s not warm by then, well, see a doctor or something! The genius that invented the Willy Warmer surely needs a medal of some kind – skipping over all the dull hand and feet warmers out there and getting down to the bare bones of men’s troubles!

Willy-shaped, red and squishy, it’s perfect to play with as well as keeping your parts rosy! Come November, every man from Dorset to Dundee should own a Willy Warmer – hilarious, practical and hot-tipped for stardom!

What’s included with the Willy Warmer?

• 1 x Willy Warmer

Why You Should Buy From Us!

• 30 day money-back guarantee
• Low-price guarantee
• Loyalty points discount off future orders
• Excellent customer service
• Next day delivery available

Willy Warmer