Free Towel Offer - Arse Face Towel and Fanny Face Towel

Our famous Arse Face Towels now come with a free Fanny Face Towel in this fantastic special offer! This has to be the funniest new product we’ve seen for years. The perfect way to keep squeaky clean in all sorts of places without having to wonder who wiped what on which bit of the towel... Perfectly girly and gorgeously pink, the Fanny Face Towel will keep your cleaning regime organised and your 'fanny to face transference ratio' at an all time low.

The Arse Face Towel is the A-F of hygiene! Imagine the horror of picking up a suspiciously brown and wet towel off the bath (from wherever you keep your fluffies) and having to immerse your face courageously into its crusty core.

If this makes your stomach churn (and shame on you if it doesn’t!) then purchase the Arse Face Towel! With a specific side for each of your ‘bits’ you can be clear about stamping out the fear of Arse-Face phobia forever.

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Free Towel Offer - Arse Face Towel and Fanny Face Towel

• The Fanny Face Towel is pink on 1 half and white on the other with 'FANNY' and 'FACE' embroidered at opposite ends
• The Arse Face Towel is a BIG and BOLD design with ‘Arse’ and ‘Face’ clearly printed where they’re meant to be used!
• You will get a Fanny Face Towel and an Arse Face Towel for the price of just 1!
• The towel measures approx 64 cm x 114 cm
• The bath towels are made of soft cotton and can be machine washed on a cool wash
• Create a 'his n hers' set with the Arse Face Towel!
• Great novelty gifts for all ages

Whether you’re revamping the bathroom or looking for a gift for a college chum, our novelty bathroom towels are a great choice.

What do you get?

• 1 x Fanny Face Towel
• 1 x Arse Face Towel

Great Reasons To Buy From Us!

• No quibble 30-day money back guarantee
• Low prices guaranteed
• Gain loyalty point discounts off your future purchases
• Helpful UK customer service team
• Next day delivery is available on most products (excludes personalised)

Free Towel Offer - Arse Face Towel and Fanny Face Towel