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The Cat Pencil Sharpener lets you get revenge on all those naughty cats that litter in your garden or let themselves in through your back door! Whether you’re a cat-lover or a cat-hater, the Cat Pencil Sharpener is purrfect for you. They say you haven’t sharpened pencils until you’ve sharpened pencils in a cat’s derriere so purchase a Cat Pencil Sharpener today and see what all the fuss is about!
As you’d imagine, the Cat Arse Pencil Sharpener makes whiny little meowing noises as you swivel your pencil or crayon around in its ‘sharp-end’ (we’re guessing these are yelps of pain not pleasure!) and disposes of your shavings neatly into the litter tray he stands in – what a polite puss! Silly? Perhaps. Essential? Most definitely!
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Disturbingly, someone has put a lot of thought into the Cat Arse Pencil Sharpener. Why they went ahead with this bizarre and scandalous product is beyond us, but who cares as long as you get a good kick out of it!
We’re willing to bet that even if the Cat Arse Pencil Sharpener was just a little plastic cat that meowed when you poked it in the arse it’d get a whole load of laughs. But stupendously, the Cat Arse Pencil Sharpener is actually pretty damn practical!
Tired of knifing or biting the end of your pencils to get them super-sharp? Put the knife down and rid your mouth of led by purchasing the Cat Arse Pencil Sharpener! Sitting pretty on any office, college or home desk, the Cat Arse Pencil Sharpener is suitably the most daring piece of desktop stationary we’ve ever seen!
A cracking gift for vets and animal lovers, the Cat Arse Pencil Sharpener is the ‘bottom’ line in laughable executive toys! Complete with its own neat little litter tray, the Cat Arse Pencil Sharpener won’t leave any messy deposits on your desk – when it’s stuffed full of shavings, simply sling them in the bin!
No unpleasant smells, no fear of fuzz, no scratches on your arms and legs – what’s not to love about the Cat Arse Pencil Sharpener? Sharpen yourself up and buy one today!
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