Cat Pencil Sharpener

The Cat Pencil Sharpener lets you get revenge on all those cheeky cats that litter in your garden! Whether you are a cat-lover or a cat-hater, the Cat Pencil Sharpener is purrfect for you. They say you haven’t sharpened pencils until you’ve sharpened pencils in a cat’s derriere so purchase a Cat Pencil Sharpener today, so you can see what all the fuss is about.

As you’d imagine, the Cat Arse Pencil Sharpener makes whiny little meowing noises as you swivel your pencil or crayon around in its ‘sharp-end’ (we are guessing these are yelps of pain not pleasure!) and disposes of your shavings neatly into the litter tray he stands in – what a polite puss! Silly? Perhaps. Essential? Most definitely.

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All about the Cat Arse Pencil Sharpener

• The Cat Pencil Sharpener is a novelty pencil/crayon sharpener in the shape of a small cat. Place a pencil or crayon into it’s behind and sharpen away to hear it meow!
• The Cat Pencil Sharpener features a ‘meowing’ cat with built-in sound chip
• The Cat Pencil Sharpener comes with a black plastic litter tray to catch your pencil shavings!
• The Cat Pencil Sharpener is WHITE
• The Cat Pencil Sharpener measures approximately 11 cm x 7 cm x 3.5 cm
• The Cat Pencil Sharpener is suitable for anyone with a blunt pencil and a wicked sense of humour!

Disturbingly, someone has put a lot of thought into the Cat Arse Pencil Sharpener. Why they went ahead with this bizarre and scandalous product is beyond us, but who cares as long as you get a good kick out of it.

We’re willing to bet that even if the Cat Arse Pencil Sharpener was just a little plastic cat that meowed when you poked it in the arse it’d get a whole load of laughs. But stupendously, the Cat Arse Pencil Sharpener is actually pretty damn practical.

Tired of knifing or biting the end of your pencils to get them super-sharp? Put the knife down and rid your mouth of led by purchasing the Cat Arse Pencil Sharpener! Sitting pretty on any office, college or home desk, the Cat Arse Pencil Sharpener is suitably the most daring piece of desktop stationary we have ever seen.

A cracking gift for vets and animal lovers, the Cat Arse Pencil Sharpener is the ‘bottom’ line in laughable executive toys! Complete with its own neat little litter tray, the Cat Arse Pencil Sharpener will not leave any messy deposits on your desk – when it’s stuffed full of shavings, simply sling them in the bin.

No unpleasant smells, no fear of fuzz, no scratches on your arms and legs – what’s not to love about the Cat Arse Pencil Sharpener? Sharpen yourself up and buy one today.

What will you find within the Cat Arse Pencil Sharpener box?

• 1 x Cat Arse Pencil Sharpener (with litter-tray)

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Cat Arse Pencil Sharpener