Chocolate Nipple Spread
Ideal for foreplay the Chocolate Nipple Spread is the easiest way to make the breast meal ever! The Chocolate Nipple Spread makes for an exciting picnic anytime. With this Chocolate Nipple Spread you'll never have to butter up your woman again as she'll be so deliciously satisfied you'll be treated like a King.
The most charmingly personal touch to the Chocolate Nipple Spread is that it comes with its own miniature silver-plated spreading knife, with a rather decadent looking handle! Why not use your Chocolate Nipple Spread simply as a starter and move on to making Chocolate Nipple cuisine by adding nuts or sugary sprinkles! The Chocolate Nipple Spread is so tongue-in-cheek you won't ever need a napkin again!
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All about the Chocolate Nipple Spread
- The Chocolate Nipple Spread set includes a fabulous little pot of 40g of Chocolate Nipple Spread, a fancy silver-plated miniature spreading knife and a load of lusty examples on how to spread your nipples on the back of the pack!
- The Chocolate Nipple Spread can be microwaved so that it creates a fabulous warm chocolaty milky taste in your mouth!
- The Chocolate Nipple Spread comes in a reusable little pot that can be taken anywhere – as long as it’s legal!
- The Chocolate Nipple Spread’s pot measures approximately 6.5 cm x 1.5
- The Chocolate Nipple Spread’s miniature spreading knife measures approximately 12.5 cm x 0.5 cm
- The Chocolate Nipple Spread is suitable for food-related foreplay!
- Food items are non-returnable. This does not affect your statutory rights.
Ah, there is nothing like a traditional old English picnic. Picture this – you are lying in the long dry sun-drenched grass, the air dotted with the faint hum of summer birds and the hazy sun streaming down from the sweet summer sky… You reach over to your wicker picnic basket and what do you find inside? A pot of jam? A few scones? Perhaps a dash of Pink Lemonade? A Chocolate Nipple Spread?! Hold on a minute.
Spread your girlfriend’s or wife’s delightful baps with the excellent Chocolate Nipple Spread and make the most of those marvellous mammary glands.
A Chocolate Nipple Spread?! Surely no one in their right mind would create a miniature little pot of Chocolate Nipple Spread and a traditionally ornate little spreading knife to complete the ensemble?! Well, get ready to embrace the erotic trend for seriously tasty foreplay food because the Chocolate Nipple Spread is here to stay.
Non-threatening and quite possibly the cutest novelty piece of foreplay fun on the market, the Chocolate Nipple Spread is designed to make a desirable dish out of your woman’s wondrous fleshy friends! The calorie counter will be out the window with the Chocolate Nipple Spread as we are sure you’ll be working it off when you progress onto dessert.
Become a prim and proper monsieur by insisting the Chocolate Nipple Spread is served correctly with its cute little counterpart – the Chocolate Nipple Spread miniature spreading knife! You’ll feel like Easter has come early as you indulge in the wonderfully sticky and sexy Chocolate Nipple Spread.
Bringing a whole new dimension to breakfast in bed, the crazily tempting Chocolate Nipple Spread will satisfy man’s most basic need for chocolate and her need to be fulfilled! What’s more, the Chocolate Nipple Spread is not body-parts-specific so why not share half and half and play fair by both getting a part of the appetizing action.
We’re sure you will not be as daft to leave your Chocolate Nipple Spread hanging around in the kitchen for innocent onlookers to find, but do take care with the Chocolate Nipple Spread miniature spreading knife – it’s unsuspicious presence may find it being used by lazy kids who can’t be bothered doing the washing up.
So for a full-on flavourful experience in erectable delectable eating, purchase the Chocolate Nipple Spread today and get nibbling on naughty nipples.
What will you find within the Chocolate Nipple Spread Packet?
- 40 g x Chocolate Nipple Spread
- 1 x Chocolate Nipple Spread Silver-Plated Miniature Spreading Knife Blown away by our brilliantly naughty Chocolate Nipple Spread? You’d be mad not to check out our wicked Chocolate Willy Spread by clicking over to Related Products!
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