Chocolate Willy Spread

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Chocolate Willy Spread

The Chocolate Willy Spread makes for a cheeky picnic any place you decide to whip it out! Ideal for making oral sex all the tastier, the Chocolate Willy Spread is the most polite but way to spread your meat! How often do you get told off for sticking a buttery knife in a sauce pot? With the Chocolate Willy Spread, you will not ever have to butter up (or chocolate up!) your man again – he’ll be so deliciously satisfied you’ll be treated like a Queen forever.

The Chocolate Willy Spread even comes with its own miniature silver-plated spreading knife, with a rather cheeky looking handle! Why not use your Chocolate Willy Spread simply as a starter and move on to making Chocolate Willy cuisine by adding nuts or sugary sprinkles! The Chocolate Willy Spread is so tongue-in-cheek yet so traditional – you will not know whether to use a napkin or just get stuck in! Bon Appetit.

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All about the Chocolate Willy Spread

The Chocolate Willy Spread set includes a fabulous little pot of 40g of Chocolate Willy Spread, a fancy silver-plated miniature spreading knife and a load of lusty examples on how to spread your willy on the back of the pack!
The Chocolate Willy Spread can be microwaved so that it creates a fabulous warm chocolaty milky taste in your mouth!
The Chocolate Willy Spread comes in a reusable little pot that can be taken anywhere – as long as it’s legal!
The Chocolate Willy Spread’s pot measures approximately 6.5 cm x 1.5
The Chocolate Willy Spread’s miniature spreading knife measures approximately 12.5 cm x 0.5 cm
The Chocolate Willy Spread is suitable for food-related foreplay!
Food items are non-returnable. This does not affect your statutory rights.

Ah, there is nothing like a traditional old English picnic. Picture this – you are lying in the long dry sun-drenched grass, the air dotted with the faint hum of summer birds and the hazy sun streaming down from the sweet summer sky… You reach over to your wicker picnic basket and what do you find inside? A pot of jam? A few scones? Perhaps a dash of Pink Lemonade?

A Chocolate Willy Spread?! Hold on a minute! A Chocolate Willy Spread?! Surely no one in their right mind would create a miniature little pot of Chocolate Willy Spread and a traditionally ornate little spreading knife to complete the ensemble?! Well, get ready to embrace the erotic trend for seriously tasty foreplay food because the Chocolate Willy Spread is here to stay.

Non-threatening and quite possibly the cutest novelty piece of foreplay fun on the market, the Chocolate Willy Spread is designed to make a desirable dish out of your man’s bit! The calorie counter will be out the window with the Chocolate Willy Spread as we are sure you’ll be working it off when you progress onto dessert.

Become a prim and proper madam by insisting the Chocolate Willy Spread is served correctly with its cute little counterpart – the Chocolate Willy Spread miniature spreading knife! You’ll feel like one of the fabulously glamorous Desperate Housewives and he’ll feel like a King as you spread his thing.

Bringing a whole new dimension to breakfast in bed, the crazily tempting Chocolate Willy Spread will satisfy your need for chocolate and his need to be fulfilled! What’s more, the Chocolate Willy Spread is not body-parts-specific so why not share half and half and play fair by both getting a part of the appetizing action.

We’re sure you will not be as daft to leave your Chocolate Willy Spread hanging around in the kitchen for innocent onlookers to find, but do take care with the Chocolate Willy Spread miniature spreading knife – it’s unsuspicious presence may find it being used by lazy kids who can’t be bothered doing the washing up.

So if you want a more flavourful experience from erotic foreplay and tire of the same old fruity condoms, purchase the Chocolate Willy Spread for seductive snacking.

What will you find within the Chocolate Willy Spread Packet?

40 g x Chocolate Willy Spread
1 x Chocolate Willy Spread Silver-Plated Miniature Spreading Knife Blown away by our brilliantly sexy Chocolate Willy Spread? You’d be mad not to check out our naughty Chocolate Nipple Spread by clicking over to Related Products!

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