Control Your Man Remote

Control Your Man Talking Remote Control

The Control Your Man Talking Remote Control will really show who wears the skirt in the relationship! Often when you’ve been up all night arguing, you lose the basic will to speak, let alone to live so why not save your vocal chords for something a bit more valuable and let the Control Your Man Talking Remote Control answer back for you! Shift your finger from flicking through the shopping channels to pointing and tuning your man to your kind of wavelength.

Whether you are demanding kisses, telling him to lay off the snacks or simply ordering him to tell you how attractive you are, the Control Your Man Talking Remote Control can zap out commands, demands and jocular one-liners that’ll leave him enraged with fury and frustration! Simply push the big rubber buttons to hear the loud lewd remarks that will not be remote-ly interesting to him, but will give you the satisfaction and control you deserve! Get ready to reign as the Queen of Control with the Control Your Man Talking Remote Control.

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All about the Control Your Man Talking Remote Control

The Control Your Man Talking Remote Control allows you to quickly and effectively come back with all the snappy remarks to your boyfriend, husband or brother that you can’t think of at the time!
The Control Your Man Talking Remote Control is styled like an actual TV Remote Control and features big rubber buttons for you to push and point at the male in question when things start to get heated!
The Control Your Man Talking Remote Control features seventeen wickedly witty and relatable voice recorded phrases with added sound effects such as:

‘The Queen Speaketh!’
‘Get Over Yourself!’
‘Must…Have…Chocolate!’
‘What About My Needs?!’
‘Tell Me I’m Gorgeous!’
The Control Your Man Talking Remote Control is pink with big blue rubber buttons and the title of the remote ‘Control Your Man’ branded onto the bottom!
The Control Your Man Talking Remote Control measures approximately 17 cm x 5.5 cm
The Control Your Man Talking Remote Control includes batteries
The Control Your Man Talking Remote Control is suitable for crazed arguing couples that see the witty side of their frustrations!

The only way you can usually get a reaction from your other half in an argument using only a remote control is to launch it into something sturdy and watch it shatter into a million plastic pieces as the batteries leap out fearing for their lives.

That’s unless you have the sneaky Control Your Man Talking Remote Control at your side! Conveniently and craftily shaped and styled just like an authentic TV remote control, the wicked Control Your Man Talking Remote Control is the only piece of portable technology that enables you to zap out snappy one-liners and make commands and demands you’d never get away with if they came from your own mouth.

With a laughable load of essential categories clearly printed on your Control Your Man Talking Remote Control, you’ll be able to demand kisses, tell him to lay off the snacks or start enquiring over YOUR needs – all at the push of a big friendly rubber button.

The most amazingly empowering thing about the Control Your Man Talking Remote Control is that you actually get to point something at your other half as if they’re a piece of tedious technology! Nothing could be more infuriating! We’re talking about the same infuriation you get when your partner gives you the silent treatment – except, the Control Your Man Talking Remote Control is anything but mellow.

We reckon the Control Your Man Talking Remote Control would be most irritating at times of incredible unexpectedness – in bed? Standing in line at the bank? Brilliant! What’s more, because the Control Your Man Talking Remote Control doesn’t require a TV set to work, you can take it out with you and make a mockery of your partner in front of your mates – marvellous.

With the Control Your Man Talking Remote Control, you may be the one holding the receiver, but they’ll be on the receiving end of all the uproar! Channel your aggression into something productive and pick up a Control Your Man Talking Remote Control today.

What will you find within the Control Your Man Talking Remote Control Box?

1 x Control Your Man Talking Remote Control (batteries are included) Feel like playing fair? Why not purchase a Control Your Woman Talking Remote Control so the two of you can duel it out indecently!

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