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The Dog Arse Pencil Sharpener lets you get revenge on all those naughty pups that litter in your garden or let themselves in through your back door! Whether you’re a dog-lover or a dog-hater, you’d be barking mad to miss this woofing good gift! They say you haven’t sharpened pencils until you’ve sharpened pencils in a dog’s derriere so purchase a Dog Arse Pencil Sharpener today and see what all the fuss is about!
As you’d imagine, the Dog Arse Pencil Sharpener makes whiny little wimping noises as you swivel your pencil or crayon around in its ‘sharp-end’ (we’re guessing these are yelps of pain not pleasure!) and disposes of your shavings neatly into the litter tray he stands in – what a polite pedigree! Silly? Perhaps. Essential? Most definitely!
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Who let the Dog Arse Pencil Sharpener out?
Disturbingly, someone has put a lot of thought into the Dog Arse Pencil Sharpener. Why they went ahead with this bizarre and scandalous product is beyond us, but who cares as long as you get a good kick out of it!
We’re willing to bet that even if the Dog Arse Pencil Sharpener was just a little plastic hound that woofed when you poked it in the arse it’d get a whole load of laughs. But stupendously, the Dog Arse Pencil Sharpener is actually pretty damn practical!
Tired of knifing or biting the end of your pencils to get them super-sharp? Put the knife down and rid your mouth of led by purchasing the Dog Arse Pencil Sharpener! Sitting pretty on any office, college or home desk, the Dog Arse Pencil Sharpener is suitably the most daring piece of desktop stationary we’ve ever seen!
A cracking gift for vets and animal lovers, the Dog Arse Pencil Sharpener is the ‘bottom’ line in laughable executive toys! Complete with its own neat little litter tray, the Dog Arse Pencil Sharpener won’t leave any messy deposits on your desk – when it’s stuffed full of shavings, simply sling them in the bin!
No unpleasant smells, no fear of soggy dog hair disposals, no paw prints on your desktop – what’s not to love about the Dog Arse Pencil Sharpener? You’d be up the creek without a (doggy) paddle unless you own a Dog Arse Pencil Sharpener so sharpen yourself up and buy one today!
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Special Offer Price: £12.73 Normal Price: £13.40 
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