Fart Machine Keyring - Dr. Fart Keychain

Everyone knows someone who's forever letting deadly ones go on the sly! Surprise them with your very own raucous rips with this funny Fart Machine Keyring. It makes a great novelty gift for children or adults! Complete with 6 funny fart sounds, you can let rip on the move or at home and blame it on the innocent. Perfect gifts for Birthdays, stocking fillers and for those who love pulling practical pranks, the Dr. Fart Keychain will leave you in stitches.

There's nothing quite like the sound of a good guff to get the room giggling... and there's nothing like the smell of one to evacuate it...

The fart noises included are as follows:

• On the Spot Fart - You weren't even aware it was there, but suddenly out it comes!
• Discretely Disguised Fart - A fart which you know on arrival, could be a biggie, so you cup your hands to your mouth and cough just as the fart is released.
• Creaking Door Fart - Sounds like a fart that stings a little! Dry, squeaky and little oiling is probably required.
• Relief Fart - The sound or smell isn’t important on this one. Just pure relief of finally letting that fart go is all that really matters!
• Trouser Ripping Special Fart - Normally happens when in a seated position and is definitely one of the longest farts. It usually hurts like hell and can rip the back off your pants.
• Wet 'n' Wild Fart - The most embarrassing and degrading of all farts! Guaranteed to leave it's mark in your pants!

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Fart Machine Keyring - Dr. Fart Keychain

• The Dr. Fart Keychain is a pocket sized fart machine!
• 6 different fart sounds
• Measures approx 8 cm x 5 cm x 1.5 cm

As much as we hate to admit it, we love fart noises. Although we could probably do with out the smelly aftermath, we still like a good laugh over someones unfortunate air biscuit. This Fart Machine Keyring makes an ideal party favour or pocket money gift for any fart lover.

What will you find within the Fart Machine Keyring - Dr. Fart Keychain pack?

• 1 x Fart Machine Keyring - Dr. Fart Keychain

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Fart Machine Keyring - Dr. Fart Keychain