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The Flying Alarm Clock is for anyone with a grudge for getting up!
Did you know that the average person spends 1/3 of their life in bed? It’s true! Well, we reckon you’ll be cutting that statistic and cutting your relaxation short with the Flying Alarm Clock! Oversleep the 6:30 mark and you’ll be arriving late, with a bed-head and no lunch again, no fun for anyone! Let the Flying Alarm Clock whizz into your life and groan as the nippy little propeller skims off into the air and BLARES its alarming siren as it hides itself sneakily away! Time to get prompt? Time to get the Flying Alarm Clock!
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There’s no denying it. There’s nothing exciting, refreshing or inspiring about pulling the sheets off and starting a new day. And let’s not even start about Mondays. If you’re morning Cornflakes, teeth brushing routine or lemon-fresh shower is failing miserably to give you that necessary zest for the week, we demand you purchase the Flying Alarm Clock today! The Flying Alarm Clock won’t respond to your excuses or cursing, so you may as well get used to its evil game of hide and seek! Whether you set it for 6am or 10pm, whether you work the day shift or slog out the night shift, the Flying Alarm Clock takes no nonsense! Bang on cue, the Flying Alarm Clock will sound loudly, efficiently and infuriatingly before shooting its zippy propeller high into the air and landing somewhere far far away! (Or at least, in your sock drawer) The ‘beauty’ of the Flying Alarm Clock is that it won’t stop beeping until you reset the propeller onto the base and all your effing and blinding won’t help a bit! Ideal for the lazybones of the house, grumpy teens or ‘just another minute’ morons, purchase a Flying Alarm Clock today and sleep in fear from now on!
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