Swearing Parrot

The Swearing Parrot is an absurd bird that’s lurching on his perch and ready to pounce on any unsuspecting victim!

The colourful, cheery chap looks anything but crude and like seeds wouldn’t melt in his little mouth, but beware! Because he’ll spit out swear-words and insults at the flap of a feather! Insulting, shocking, disgraceful and hilarious – the Swearing Parrot will stun the socks off anyone that comes close! This parrot is 24-carrat entertainment!

About The Swearing Parrot

• The Swearing Parrot is an abusive accessory you can’t live without! Out of that pretty little beak spurts a whole host of wickedly horrid insults!
• The Swearing Parrot has a limited use of vocabulary, but he has picked up these impolite phrases: “Polly wants a f**king cracker- give Polly a f**king cracker!” “Who’s a pretty Polly? Not you, ya lard arse!” “Hey baby, show us yer t*ts!” “Hey you, go f*ck yourself!” “D*ckhead alert! D*ckhead alert!”
• The Swearing Parrot stands at an impressive 7” tall – scary!
• The Swearing Parrot needs its energy and requires 4 x AA batteries for all those insults! These batteries are not included. For the required batteries please follow the link below:
  http://www.find-me-a-gift.co.uk/aa-lr6-duracell-batteries-4-pack.html
• Suitable age range for the Swearing Parrot is up to your discretion – though the Swearing Parrot is intended for adults.

Golly Polly! Where’d you pick up a mouth like that! It certainly wasn’t off the timid-tongues of us here at Find-Me-A-Gift! The caw-rageous Swearing Parrot is a bastardly bird of prey that is certainly going to hell! This clever-feathered friend is rebelling against all that is good and will cause mischief and havoc in any household – great!

Not for the vulnerable (or even better for the vulnerable!), the Swearing Parrot squawks, talks, swears and dares to insult anyone in the firing line! With a built-in motion-sensor, the Swearing Parrot knows when to perform! Watch cheeks flush and hear a gush of nervous laughter as Polly demands a f**king cracker! So buy the Swearing Parrot today before someone gives her a PASBO and carts her away!

What’s in the Swearing Parrot Box?

• 1 x Swearing Parrot (excluding batteries) – what else could you need! Really!

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Swearing Parrot