Lads Night Out Stickers - On The Piss Stickers

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Lads Night Out on the P*ss Stickers

Lads Night Out on the P*ss Stickers are an assorted collection of eight funny hazard-like stickers that feature ridiculously witty phrases to slap on your so-called-mate’s back! Ideal for mad nights out, painting the town red, nights on the tiles and proper p*ss ups.

We all know how fun it is to scrawl an insulting message on the back of a bar napkin and skilfully attach it to a mates best pulling shirt but it usually lets you down when a) your wiggly drunken handwriting makes it impossible for others to enjoy the taunts or b) fall off and get stamped on the floor before anyone’s even witnessed your genius. That’s why you need the pre-written Lads Night Out on the P*ss Stickers! Wicked warning-hazard-shaped signs and side-splittingly witty insults enable you to take the p*ss whilst on the piss.

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All about the Lads Night Out on the P*ss Stickers

Lads Night Out on the P*ss Stickers feature eight witty phrases on hazard-like stickers for you to really take the mick on a mad night out!
Lads Night Out on the P*ss Stickers feature jesting phrases such as:
- I am a twat
- Full of sh*t
- I’ve got a small willy!
- Squeeze my arse
- I’ve got crabs
- Back Door Bandit
- I’m going Commando
- Who let the dogs out?
Lads Night Out on the P*ss Stickers measure approximately 15 cm x 12 cm
Lads Night Out on the P*ss Stickers are suitable for loudmouth lads who like to ‘av it large!

The whole point of being out on the p*ss is surely to take the piss? If you are not willing to let your hair down and loosen your tie, unbutton your top button or lose your trousers (OK maybe we went one too far on the last one there) then you are surely not willing to partake in the crazy events of a good p*ss up.

Whether you are thinking up 10 things that’d make you want to sleep with the ugliest woman at the bar, making fun of the local skinhead’s shirt (whoa, watch out – dangerous broken-bone territory!) or just joshing about your mate whilst he’s gone to the gents, you know you are on a good night out when everyone in the crew is creating light conflict between each other and generally having a laugh – on someone’s else’s behalf.

Other than a wicked eye-catching shirt, a pair of pretty decent kicks and a winning smile, there aren’t many accessories that lads need to carry around with them on a night out (not like the ladies who cram as much crap as they can into their little clutches!) But there’s one (or eight if you like!) amusing accessory that you just shouldn’t be without – the Lads Night Out on the P*ss Stickers.

Eight warning-like hazard signs (designed just like those 30 mph signs we all love to whizz by) showcase eight different soul-destroying phrases that you just know your mate will love you for! (Women generally can’t say to her mate that she’s got a flat chest being short of a good slap, but for some reason lads laughable insults go hand in hand with the awkward ‘man-hug’)

All you need is eight different mates to slap the Lads Night Out on the P*ss Stickers onto and hey presto! You’re the most hated of the crew! Or are you? You know you will not be! As soon as the Lads Night Out on the P*ss Stickers starts circulating, you’ll be praised for picking them up.

What’s more, the Lads Night Out on the P*ss Stickers work even better when you are in a small bundle! Just imagine, one unfortunate lad getting all the stick as he receives EIGHT different insulting stabs stuck to his back during different parts of the evening.

Do not just keep the Lads Night Out on the P*ss Stickers to yourself either – why confine your amusement to your circle of friends? Who dares wins – slap the ‘Squeeze My Bum’ sticker onto the local big hard biker’s back and watch in amusement (from a safe corner) as your mates receive the flack as he dishes out the bruises.

It makes as much sense to buy the Lads Night Out on the P*ss Stickers as it does to down six shots of violently rank vodka, but hey, is not that the point? Pull them now.