Choke The Chicken – Stress Reliever Choker

The Choke The Chicken – Stress Reliever Choker will keep you sane and give you something to take all your worries out on! You’d probably get put in the slammer if you went around squeezing people’s hands and wringing their necks – but with the Choke The Chicken – Stress Reliever Choker, no one will care!

This poor piece of poultry just wants to sing the birdie song but if he annoys the feathers out of you (and we’re sure he will) throttle him until he uncontrollably clucks and wriggles!

About The Choke The Chicken – Stress Reliever Choker

• The Choke The Chicken – Stress Reliever Choker is a crazily funny fluffy chicken toy which enables you the wring its neck and solve your stress!
• The Choke The Chicken – Stress Reliever Choker requires you to press its hand and strangle his neck! By doing this, ‘the birdie song’ will play and speed up as you choke. The chicken’s eyes and tongue also pop out, his cheeks light up and his arms and legs wriggle!
• The Choke The Chicken – Stress Reliever Choker measures approximately 30 cm x 20 cm
• The Choke The Chicken – Stress Reliever Choker requires 3 x AA batteries (included)
• The Choke The Chicken – Stress Reliever Choker is suitable for ages 6-66!

Who knew the birdie song could be SO infuriating? Here’s me thinking it was just one of those numbers your Nan puts on at Christmas! It would seem farmyard animals have clucked into this catchy hit too – proved by the Choke The Chicken – Stress Reliever Choker! Whether you’re irate about a traffic pile up, cheesed off with your bank or cursing the weather, the Choke The Chicken – Stress Reliever Choker is your own personal victim! The sad old Choke The Chicken – Stress Reliever Choker simply wants to sing to you and when you squeeze his hand and wring his neck he’ll speed up until he finishes! With gauging eyes, a flapping tongue, flushed-red cheeks and swinging limbs, you’ll find yourself wanting to Choke The Chicken over and over! WARNING: Removing the Choke The Chicken – Stress Reliever Choker from your life after use may cause angst issues. So you better keep this crazy chick around for as long as possible! An insanely funny gift for workaholics and stressaholics alike, The Choke The Chicken – Stress Reliever Choker will let you RELEASE your RAGE!

What’s in the Choke The Chicken – Stress Reliever Choker box?

• 1 x Choke The Chicken – Stress Reliever Choker (Batteries included)

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Choke The Chicken – Stress Reliever Choker