Blast Pants – Novelty Underwear

Flatulence can be an awful problem for the best of us. Some people may think 'No stain, no gain' everytime they fart, whereas others just blame someone else and leave the scene of the crime immediately. These incredibly dynamic and stylish Blast Pants warn everyone in the immediate area of your little 'condition'. Perfect for Birthday gifts, stocking fillers and Fathers Day gifts, these pants are men's underwear at its best.

The epitome of ass blast containment, warn family, friends or anyone else in the vicinity of your explosive nature, before it's too late. Blast Pants may not be designer or subtle, but they're perfect for putting the message across! Do you know someone with a gassy personality? Are you tired of hearing your brother's anal acoustics match those of a brass band? Or maybe your husband regularly releases a bum flutter at the unfortunate moment when you are crouched behind him with your mouth open? The Blast Pants are the perfect gift for any of these situations. Blast Pants, they could save your marriage...

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Blast Pants - Novelty Underwear

• Blast Pants are novelty briefs with fart warning all across the back!
• 100% polyester
• The novelty pants measure approx 40 cm x 31 cm
• Machine washable on a 30 degree wash

Does your dad smell more like Odour Toilet than Odour Toilette, is your best mate's scent more poofume than perfume? Get them a pair of Blast Pants, the indelicate hint of the century.

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Blast Pants - Novelty Underwear