Granny Race Track

The Granny Race Track proves grandma’s have a hidden crazy competitive edge! Burning rubber, brisk and blanketed, the glorious Racing Grannies click onto the Granny Race Track like a new hip replacement or a set of dentures!

Meet jet-fast Joan and hasty-Hilda – the golden oldies whizzing around the tiresome track with determination in their racing goggled eyes! Tartan blankets at the ready as these uncanny grannies will stop at nothing to lap the loser!

White-picket clip on barriers help prevent the old fogies falling off and claiming on their life insurance when they meet the deadly cross-over section of doom in the centre of the Granny Race Track! Take a few pennies out of your pension and purchase today!

About The Granny Race Track

• The Granny Race Track is a speedy race of determination, strength and speed! With two blanketed, wheel-chaired Racing Grannies included and an awesomely impressive 10-piece Granny Race Track, you’ll be entertained for hours!
• The Granny Race Track includes 2 x Wheelchair Racing Grannies, 2 x Controller Handsets, 10 x Race Track Pieces and 1 x Instruction Manual
• Each Granny on the Granny Race Track measures approximately 8 cm x 7 cm x 4.5 cm
• The Granny Race Track measures approximately 64.5 cm x 48 cm x 0.5 cm when assembled
• The Granny Race Track requires 4 x AA batteries (not included) For the required batteries please view the related products for sale above.
• The Granny Race Track is a strictly ageless product!

The Grand Prix and Nuremberg Ring better take a backseat – it’s time for the Granny Race Track to take the gold cup as the fastest, funniest most ferociously competitive track around! They’ve had their hot malted drinks and they’re ready to rumble – jet-fast-Joan and hasty-Hilda take no prisoners on the challenging tracks of glory!

Fast Ferrari’s and brisk BMW’s don’t impress these geriatric gals – they’ll race in their bedclothes and blanketed wheelchairs and still give Schumacher a run for his money! Think grannies get their kicks from Countdown and knitting? Think again - the Granny Race Track proves you should act your shoe size not your age!

Whether you feel like giving them vertigo by whizzing them around the track day and night or simply fancy a bit of old-school entertainment before bed, the Granny Race Track is a fast and frantic game that’s sure to get you exhausted for sleep!

Next time you visit your grandmother and she’s not in – you’d better check the M40 and that her tartan blanket is still in its rightful place! Wicked fun whatever your age, the Granny Race Track has a daredevil cross-over point in the centre of the track, which may send your grannies dangerously over the edge! But don’t fret as the white-picket clip on barriers will make sure they don’t suffer TGS (Traumatic Granny Syndrome) and get right back up on the track where they belong!

WARNING: Hasty-Hilda has a sneaky cheating streak and may often attempt to crash into jet-fast Joan! If you’re suspicious of her devious behaviour, simply take her off the track and sit her in a quiet corner, letting jet-fast Joan top up her practice with lonely laps!

These speedy senior citizens really are something else and an inspiration to us all! Who says you have to slow down as you get older – the Granny Race Track proves living in the fast lane is where it’s at – buy one today!

What’s in the Granny Race Track Box?

• 2 x Wheelchair Racing Grannies
• 2 x Controller Handsets
• 10 x Race Track Pieces
• 1 x Instruction Manual If you’re blown away by the Granny Race Track, why not check out the wicked original Racing Grannies and Fighting Granddads by clicking onto Related Products!

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Granny Race Track