Grow Your Own Boyfriend

From the makers of Grow Your Own Girlfriend comes...you've guest it!  Grow Your Own Boyfriend!  No more farting in bed, no more "pull my finger," no more pee on the toilet seat.  Grow Your Own Boyfriend may be a tiny hunk, but he grows in water to become a slightly larger sized pocket hunk.  This topless, pirate trousered, Eskimo booted, Oompa-lumpa of a stud is ready and waiting for you.  He won't snore, answer back, judge you on your shoe collection or sniff his underpants before turning them inside out for another days wear.  The Grow Your Own Boyfriend is the perfect companion... for those of you who have a fetish for freakishly tiny guys in pirate costumes WHO AREN'T REAL.

Grow Your Own Boyfriend

• Grow Your Own Boyfriend is approx 7cm tall and can expand up to 500% his original size!
• Grow Your Own Boyfriend will grow when you put him in room temperature water
• Grow Your Own Boyfriend has pirate trousers, boots, bulging muscles, wrist cuffs and a nose like Gérard Depardieu (colours may vary)
• Grow Your Own Boyfriend will shrink slowly back to his original size when taken out of water
• Grow Your Own Boyfriend can be grown again and again, just put your boyfriend back in water
• Grow Your Own Boyfriend is non toxic (but don't go chewing him)
• Grow Your Own Boyfriend is a perfect gift for ages 16 to 160!

So what are you waiting for?  Run that water, grab that container and buy one of our Grow Your Own Boyfriends.  This has to be one of the funniest novelty gifts you can get.  The kids get their Test Tube Aliens, the women get their Grow Your Own Boyfriends and the men....?  Get some peace and quiet!

What’s in the Grow Your Own Boyfriend packet?

• 1 x Grow Your Own Boyfriend

Why You Should Buy From Us!

• 30 day money-back guarantee
• Low-price guarantee
• Loyalty points discount off future orders
• Excellent customer service
• Next day delivery available

Grow Your Own Boyfriend