Grow Your Own Girlfriend

Our Grow Your Own Girlfriend is a fantastic gift idea for those who are fed up with nagging, pestering, moaning girlfriends.  This 6cm tall hottie will grow up to 600% her original size!  Just pop your new girlfriend into water and within 2 hours she will begin to grow!  Your girlfriend will be at her greatest size within 3 days, and if a small, wet, bright pink woman is your thing then this is the perfect gift for you.

10 reasons why you should Grow Your Own Girlfriend:

1. Your new girlfriend won't get PMS
2. No Nagging
3. No more... "Do I look fat?"
4. Passing gas is encouraged
5. This girlfriend won't run up your credit card bills
6. She doesn't care how much money you make
7. You don't have to remember your girlfriends Birthdays or anniversary
8. She lets you have sole custody of the remote
9. Enjoy the Sunday footie all day
10. Your new girlfriend will never have a headache (not like you are planning to 'have sexy time' with a 6cm woman you need to put in water)

Our Grow Your Own Girlfriend makes one of the most fantastic novelty gifts for anyone looking for a new woman without the hassle!  She's great for stocking fillers, Birthday gifts or even funny gifts for a stag party (just in case it doesn't work out with the current one).

Grow Your Own Girlfriend

• Grow Your Own Girlfriend is 6cm tall and can expand up to 600% her original size!
• Grow Your Own Girlfriend will grow when you put her in room temperature water
• Grow Your Own Girlfriend has long hair, bikini and sunglasses
• Grow Your Own Girlfriend will shrink slowly back to her original size when taken out of water
• Grow Your Own Girlfriend can be grown again and again, just put your girlfriend back in water
• Grow Your Own Girlfriend is non toxic
• Grow Your Own Girlfriend is a perfect gift for ages 16 to 160!

So what are you waiting for?  Run that water, grab that container and buy one of our Grow Your Own Girlfriends.  This has to be one of the funniest novelty gifts you can get.  The kids get their Test Tube Aliens, the men get their Grow Your Own Girlfriends and the women....?  Get some peace and quiet!

What’s in the Grow Your Own Girlfriend packet?

• 1 x Grow Your Own Girlfriend

Why You Should Buy From Us!

• 30 day money-back guarantee
• Low-price guarantee
• Loyalty points discount off future orders
• Excellent customer service
• Next day delivery available

Grow Your Own Girlfriend