Grow Your Own Girlfriend

Our Grow Your Own Girlfriend is a wonderful gift idea for those who are fed up with nagging girlfriends who wont let them get a word in sideways. This 6 cm hottie will grow up to 600% of her original size! Pop your new girlfriend in water and within 2 hours she’ll begin to sprout up. Your girlfriend will be at her greatest size within 3 days, and if a small, wet, bright pink woman is your thing then this is the perfect gift for you.

10 reasons why you should Grow Your Own Girlfriend:

1. Your new girlfriend can't get PMS.
2. No Moaning the whole time.
3. No more... "Do I look fat in this?"
4. Passing wind isn't discouraged
5. This girlfriend can't run up credit card bills
6. She doesn't care how much money you bring home
7. You do not have to remember your girlfriends Birthdays or anniversary
8. She lets you have sole custody of the remote
9. Enjoy the Sunday footie all day
10. Your new girlfriend will never have a headache (not like you’re planning to 'have sexy time' with a 6cm woman you need to put in water)

Our Grow Your Own Girlfriend makes one of the most fantastic novelty gifts for anyone looking for a new woman without the hassle! She's great for stocking fillers , Birthday gifts or even witty gifts for a stag party (just in case it doesn't work out with the current one).

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Grow Your Own Girlfriend

• Grow Your Own Girlfriend is 6cm tall and can expand up to 600% her original size!
• Grow Your Own Girlfriend will grow when you put her in room temperature water
• Grow Your Own Girlfriend has long hair, bikini and sunglasses
• Grow Your Own Girlfriend will shrink slowly back to her original size when taken out of water
• Grow Your Own Girlfriend can be grown again and again, just put your girlfriend back in water
• Grow Your Own Girlfriend is non toxic
• Grow Your Own Girlfriend is a perfect gift for all ages

So what is there to wait for? Run that water, grab that container and buy one of our Grow Your Own Girlfriends. This has to be one of the funniest novelty gifts you can get. The kids get their Test Tube Aliens, the men get their Grow Your Own Girlfriends and the women... .? Get some peace and quiet.

What will you find within the Grow Your Own Girlfriend packet?

• 1 x Grow Your Own Girlfriend

A few great Reasons To Buy From Us!

• 30-day no quibble money back guarantee
• Low prices guaranteed
• Gain loyalty point discounts off your future purchases
• Find a massive range of unique gifts for every occasion
• UK-based customer service team
• Next day delivery option for most products (excludes personalised)

Grow Your Own Girlfriend