Grow Your Own Willy

This Grow Your Own Willy is a novelty gift that can grow up to 600% of its starting size! Simply put it in room temperature water and your Grow Your Own Willy will grow taking up to 3 days to finish.

Without fear of pregnancy, STD's, midnight leg humping or the inevitable 'Morning Wood' this really is a girl's new best friend. Always standing to attention, this wet little soldier will not poke where it isn’t wanted nor answer back when you say you have a headache. We have our vibrators and toys for fun in bed, but if we purely want to look at a willy without the hassle of inevitable sexual conduct, then the Grow Your Own Willy 's are perfect novelty gifts.

Once out of water the Grow Your Own Willy will shrink back to it's original size meaning you can grow it over and over, give it a name or even go to certain American states and marry it (hey, a woman married a rock so surely this makes more sense?)...

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Grow Your Own Willy

• Grow Your Own Willy can grow up to 600% of it's original size!
• Grow Your Own Willy grows in room temperature water and will be full size in 3 days (though some may take up to 10 days)
• Grow Your Own Willy will shrink back to it's original size out of water and can be grown again and again
• Grow Your Own Willy is approx 5 cm x 1.5 cm x 1 cm at it's original size
• Grow Your Own Willy's make funny novelty gifts for all ages

Novelty gifts are our speciality and this is one gift that is bound to get a giggle and raise more than an eyebrow. Perfect for stocking fillers , Birthday gifts or even Hen Party gifts! Why not create a naughty gift basket or send to someone who needs a bit of cheering up? The Grow Your Own Willy is not for sexual use, but that is the refreshing thing about it! Just as we like to gaze at Michelangelo's statue of David's tiny beaver cleaver and appraise it for it's 'artistic properties of statuesque bantam prominence' (small willy, but you like it cos it's arty and he's hot), you can use your Grow Your Own Willy for it's own artistic qualities. If Tracey Emin can win a Turner Prize for sticking her grubby, unmade bed in an art gallery, think how many squilleons of pounds (estimate only) your Grow Your Own Willy may be worth in artistic merit.

What will you find within the Grow Your Own Willy Packet?

• 1 x Willy for you to grow

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Grow Your Own Willy