Inflatable Husband

The Inflatable Husband is the most low maintenance man around! You won’t find the Inflatable Husband in your local or hanging around on dating sites so you’d better pick one up today or face becoming a crazy lady with eleven cats! Your hunky Inflatable Husband likes nothing more than to sit in front of the mindless soaps and watch garbage all night with you, before settling quietly into bed - never wanting a fumble between the sheets or needing to moan about the heating!

A slender frame, your Inflatable Husband won’t eat you out of house and home and doesn’t care one bit for football! (All those spiky sporting shoes don’t go well with his blow up build!) The sexy Inflatable Husband will impress all your friends and family, be 100% faithful and floats in the bath for when you’re scared there’s a spider on the loose! Amazingly, with all this hot air, the Inflatable Husband hasn’t got an inflated ego! Go with your heart and purchase genuine perfection today!

About the Inflatable Husband

• The Inflatable Husband is a wonderful blow up husband and live-in partner that you can dominate, argue with, throw your shoes at and cheat on without ANY consequences! 
• The Inflatable Husband is blown up manually 
• The Inflatable Husband is made from plastic
• The Inflatable Husband comes in his own little pink carry-carton
• The Inflatable Husband measures approximately 100 cm tall when fully inflated
• The Inflatable Husband is suitable for desperate housewives everywhere!

Whether you’re facing a mid life crisis or just after some hunky hanky-panky, the incredible Inflatable Husband is for you! Why attempt to mould your man into the perfect model of masculinity when you can purchase perfection in a neat little carry-carton just like a happy meal!

Oh yes, you’ll definitely be having happy meals with your new Inflatable Husband! Non-fussy and so appreciative, your Inflatable Husband has a little appetite and will eat whatever you feed him! Dog food? Yes please! Plant leaves? Lovely! With the Inflatable Husband, you’ll be able to spend hours getting ready without any moaning or grumbling from your old man!

It’s well known that men are strangers to soap so how refreshing that your new Inflatable Husband is so hygienically handsome! Hardly collecting a speck of dust or dirt, the Inflatable Husband will always look immaculate and good as new with a quick wipe over of a sponge! (If only it were that simple…)

Feel like it’s unfair that you slog away in the gym for hours whilst your man gorges on pizza? Pack him off with the garbage because your new Inflatable Husband has a lean, mean six pack that’d rival the Incredible Hunk! What’s more, he never puts on weight or looks rough in the morning! Brilliant!

You may think a catch like the Inflatable Husband would play away and leave you crying into your cuppa soup for one, but you’d be wrong! Your loyal and obedient Inflatable Husband only has eyes for you! And if you find him sneaking a quick peek at your sister, you can just jab him in the eye with a fork and watch him deflate! Ohh the satisfaction ladies.

There really is no need to explain the amazingly stress-free pleasurable experience you’ll have with your dreamy Inflatable Husband so stop dating drips and send your marriage certificate through the shredder – with the Inflatable Husband, standard lads blow!

What’s in the Inflatable Husband Box?

• 1 x Inflatable Husband

Why You Should Buy From Us!

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Inflatable Husband

I thought this was hilarious. The box looks like a Happy Meal but with inedible contents. On opening the box I found my man - a deflated yet tidily packaged specimen at that...and some rather hilarious scientific explanations on my new inflatable hubby that had me giggling for ages. He does exactly what it says on the box and more. He hasn't once complained about me seeing other men or the fact that I wore my pyjamas for the entire weekend and he still just stood there smiling at me. Slightly worrying height difference but he hasn't complained at my stature once. - Shelley Bent, London