Inflatable Wife

The Inflatable Wife is the most low maintenance madam around! You won’t find the drop-dead-gorgeous Inflatable Wife in your local or hanging around on dating sites so you’d better pick one up today or face becoming a bitter old man! Your lusty long-legged Inflatable Wife likes nothing more than to sit in front of Match of the Day, before settling quietly into bed - never turning down a fumble between the sheets or needing to moan about the heating!

A slender frame, your Inflatable Wife won’t eat you out of house and home and doesn’t care one bit for chat shows or shopping! The sexy Inflatable Wife will impress all your friends and family, be 100% faithful and floats in the bath for when you’re feeling frisky! Amazingly, with all this hot air, the Inflatable Wife hasn’t got an inflated ego! Go with your heart and purchase genuine perfection today!

About the Inflatable Wife

• The Inflatable Wife is a wonderful blow up wife and live-in lovely that you can dominate, argue with, throw your keys at and cheat on without ANY consequences!
• The Inflatable Wife is blown up manually
• The Inflatable Wife is made from plastic
• The Inflatable Wife comes in her own little blue carry-carton
• The Inflatable Wife measures approximately 100 cm tall when fully inflated
• The Inflatable Wife is suitable for desperate house-husbands everywhere!

Whether you’re facing a mid life crisis or just after some saucy fun with a hot blow-up babe, the incredible Inflatable Wife is for you! Why attempt to mould your woman into the perfect model of femininity when you can purchase perfection in a neat little carry-carton just like a happy meal!

Oh yes, you’ll definitely be having happy meals with your new Inflatable Wife! Non-fussy and so appreciative, your Inflatable Wife has a little appetite and will eat whatever you feed her! No need for expensive detox teas, low fat meals or stocking up on her ‘essentials’! With the Inflatable Wife, you’ll be able to waste hours playing on the PS2, chuckle at simple jokes with your mates or get in at 4 in the morning – all in the laid-back knowledge that your Inflatable Wife won’t mind one bit!

There’ll be no ‘feeling content’ with your new Inflatable Wife! She’ll never let herself go and forgo lipstick and mascara and always look her absolute best! That itsy bitsy teeny weeny yellow mini leaves nothing to the imagination and those strappy red patent stilettos suggest she’s going commando – bonus!

What’s more, the Inflatable Wife is so crazily confident that she doesn’t care about all the other birds that are texting, calling and knocking the door at all hours! Got a girlfriend you wouldn’t mind sending out with the trash? Simply introduce her to your Inflatable Wife acting awfully serious that you and your Inflatable Wife are the happiest couple around and watch her flee your flat quicker than Sonic the Hedgehog!

You may think a catch like the Inflatable Wife would play away and leave you crying into your Old Spice, but you’d be wrong! Your loyal and obedient Inflatable Wife only has eyes for you! And if you find her sneaking a quick peek at your brother, you can just jab her in the eye with a fork and watch her deflate! Ohh the satisfaction lads.

There really is no need to explain the amazingly stress-free pleasurable experience you’ll have with your dreamy Inflatable Wife so stop dating bow-wows and send your marriage certificate through the shredder – with the Inflatable Wife, standard girls blow!

What’s in the Inflatable Wife Box?

• 1 x Inflatable Wife

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Inflatable Wife