Insult A Day Desk Calendar

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Insult A Day Desk Calendar

The Insult A Day Desk Calendar is the most effective and awesome list of put downs to ever be available on one singular Desk Calendar! Imagine having a whole dictionary of quirky comebacks – ready to be fired at whoever scorns your path! Well now there is no need to dream it folks – because with the Insult A Day Desk Calendar, you’ll have 365 terrific teasing tearaway insults at your fingertips.

With a different, more extreme insult for each day of the year, you’ll have to find 365 different people to make a mockery of! Whether you like clowning around or you simply just have to have the last word in verbal brawls and scraps – the Insult A Day Desk Calendar will become your sneaky saviour.

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All about the Insult A Day Desk Calendar

The Insult A Day Desk Calendar is a collection of 365 horrendously outrageous insults – one for every day of the year!
The Insult A Day Desk Calendar features a wicked variety of awful insults including: Do not let your mind wander – it’s far too small to be let out on its own! Have a nice day… Somewhere Else! Are those your own feet or are you breaking them in for a clown? Do you know what would make you look really good? DISTANCE! It was nice of you to come. When are you going?
The Insult A Day Desk Calendar can be used from any day of the year!
The Insult A Day Desk Calendar doubles up as a handy desk calendar featuring ‘Day 1’, ‘Day 2’, ‘Day 3’ etc on each little post it!
The Insult A Day Desk Calendar measures approximately 11 cm x 11 cm x 5.5 cm
The Insult A Day Desk Calendar is suitable for wise-cracking mockers everywhere!

Do you often feel yourself burning up with anger inside when you’ve walked away from an argument wishing you’d been wiser, wittier and generally a better insulting opponent? Do those bitter thoughts and possible comebacks run through your head at night and keep you awake into the wee hours?

It’s time to stop torturing yourself and let the impressive insults flow from within! (Or rather, from within the Insult A Day Desk Calendar!) With the essential Insult A Day Desk Calendar, you’ll be able to rub salt into the wounds of many a victim, twist the knife and add fuel to the fire! Leave them all with their traps wide open and walk away with satisfaction.

Whether you strategically work through each insult a day, blaring it out, memorising it, then repeating it 10 times before you sleep at night or simply flick through and the Insult A Day Desk Calendar and stop on a random remark, we can guarantee there isn’t a sneering soul in the world who could battle with this excellent collection of burning insults.

Those old fools that talked about sticks and stones surely hadn’t been introduced to the cunning Insult A Day Desk Calendar! We’re recommending keeping the pages of the best and most malicious insults for your own personal stash – you are bound to kick yourself if you screw them up and lose these little treasures forever.

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What will you find within the Insult A Day Desk Calendar Packet?

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