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The Make Your Own Sex Toys Book believes that lovemaking and the making of love toys go hand in hand – literally! Comically written and complete with boy-scout like illustrations, the Make Your Own Sex Toys Book is like a sexy Blue Peter handbook of imaginative ways to get intimate! Get creative and have a giggle at the same time with the Make Your Own Sex Toys Book!
At first the shocking vegetable dildos, candled willies and strap-on-salami may seem a bit extreme, but we guarantee that once you’ve given them a good go, you’ll thank Mother Nature for her stimulating and sensuous toys from the earth! Corrupt your mind and free your wildest desires with the Make Your Own Sex Toys Book whilst satisfying yourself and your partner – or the other way around, depending on how generous you’re feeling! You’ll never look at a garden peg, sock or root vegetable innocently again!
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Why settle for the rabbit when you can make your own sex toys from carrots! You’ll be amazed how many orgasmic objects and intimate items you have lying around the house – you might have fantasised about them in the past and felt shameful for having such disturbing thoughts, but the Make Your Own Sex Toys Book certifies them as satisfying and shows you’re not the only randy Andy out there!
Looking awfully like an Easy Jet safety sheet that you read on a plane, the Make Your Own Sex Toys Book is bright orange, retro-styled and simple to follow and use (we mean the projects are easy to use – the Make Your Own Sex Toys Book CANNOT be used as a project in itself – ouch!) With 50 inventively sexy activities included, you’d be hard-pushed not to find something that tickles your fancy!
Whether you’re after a more daringly exciting love-life with your other half or you’re just after a more satisfying way to stimulate yourself, you won’t regret the small amount of spare change you hand over for the Make Your Own Sex Toys Book! No more taking shameful Sunday trips to Sleazy Sex Shops (Sex Shops are open on Sundays? I bet Jesus never intended it that way) or checking security boxes on no-go internet sites, the Make Your Own Sex Toys Book features all the information to solve your frustration!
Think you know all the tricks of the trade and that the Make Your Own Sex Toys Book won’t impress or excite you? Think again! Because as well as your usual cucumber, carrot and candle dildo diagrams, you’ll also find all the essential information on the creation of sexy S & M toys, naughty negligee and foxy gimp masks! (Someone’s been watching too much Pulp Fiction!)
Written and illustrated by Matt Pagett (the only male to admit his answer to ‘what do you want to be when you grow up’ was ‘a sex maniac’), the Make Your Own Sex Toys Book even features safety and hygiene tips to stop you from contracting nasty diseases or your bits dropping off! (OK, a bit extreme but we’re trying to make a point here)
Part sex-education, part-mild porno, the Make Your Own Sex Toys Book even includes full diagrams of the male and female anatomies at the beginning – just in case you’d forgotten where everything goes!
Vibrating mobile phones, craftily holed pumpkins and soap-bars, James Bondage outfits and wooden willies are just a selection of the saucy suggestions waiting to be explored and enjoyed in the Make Your Own Sex Toys Book!
We really can’t stress enough how sensational value for money and insanely fun and erotic the tasks at hand suggested in the Make Your Own Sex Toys Book are… You’ll just have to sneak a peek inside and get a feel for it yourself!
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