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The Penguin of Death looks remarkably well and healthy considering he lives in a gift-bag and not some distant icy land where Penguins usually roam! Who could resist his chirpy little beak, wide bright eyes and chubby little grey body! Beware: The Penguin of Death is a bird from the dark side and features a mysterious little poem that’ll have you spooked! The Penguin of Death’s cutely illustrated gift-bag (complete with Edward Monkton poem) only emphasises the adorability of this pooch!
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You might wonder why the Penguin of Death lives in a cute little gift-bag and not the Antarctic and also why he looks so innocent but has a deep dark secret! Unfortunately, we don’t have the answers to these questions, but we can tell you that he’s happy living in a controlled temperature environment and will not actually harm you!
If anything, the Penguin of Death will bring you much happiness and enjoyment! With his cheeky little smile and big grey belly, the Penguin of Death is purely after your affections! Watch out though, if you don’t love him enough, he may start to plot against you! Whooooh better buy one today! The Penguin of Death comes in a sweeter-than-sweet gift-bag with the authentic Edward Monkton poem which reads:
‘He is strangely attractive
Because of his enigmatic smile…
He can kill you
In any 1 of 412 different ways!’
Pop the Penguin of Death on your desk at work or keep him cuddled up with you in bed, he’s sure to keep the ominous spirits and nasties of the world at bay! If the NSPCA caught on to us selling penguins in gift-bags, they’d probably go through the ice, but if this doesn’t put you off this one-of-a-kind must-have-pet, pick up a POD today! (That’s Penguin of Death!)
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