PooPoo Pooing Santa

Poo Pooing Santa

Poo Pooing Santa is the cheeky little Saint Nick that has indulged in one too many of Rudolph’s brussel sprouts and can’t help plopping his little sweeties out! Diarrhoea would embarrass 99.9% of people but jolly old Poo Pooing Santa doesn’t seem to give two jingle bells about it and grins wide and proud as your sugary sweeties fall to the ground.

Simple, daft and strictly essential, Poo Pooing Santa is ideal as a funny Christmas gift and will give young and old folks a jolly old laugh! Poo Pooing Santa has been sent home from the North Pole due to his irregular digestive system, but do not worry because his little sugary poos are as tasty as a Mince Pie.

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About the Poo Pooing Santa

Poo Pooing Santa is a funny, daft novelty toy that poos out sweeties when you tap him on the back! § Poo Pooing Santa is dressed in a fabulous red and white Santa ensemble and features a sneaky smiley little face, squatting stance and 15g of sweeties for him to poo out and you to eat!
To activate Poo Pooing Santa:
1. Remove the head
2. Place the sweeties included into the hole – replace the head
3. Shake Santa gently to settle the sweets
4. Gently push down on Santa’s back and watch as the reindeer poops out the sweeties from his bottom!
Poo Pooing Santa may get blocked from time to time due to the irregular shape of the sweeties. If this happens, simply empty the sweeties and remove the odd sized sweet
Poo Pooing Santa contains 15g of red and green sweeties, the ingredients of these sweeties are: dextrose, sugar, malic acid, E154, flavouring & food grade wax
Poo Pooing Santa is made from plastic
Poo Pooing Santa measures approximately 10.5 cm x 5.5 cm x 3.5 cm
Poo Pooing Santa is suitable for ages 5-55 and everyone who should know better!

What’s red, white, bearded with a cheeky smile and recycles sweeties out of his rear? Well there can’t be many answers to that ridiculous question, so it’s got to be the one and only Poo Pooing Santa! Squatting and delivering jolly sweet treats from his festive behind, we can only hope these aren’t the kind of presents we are left on Christmas Eve…

The amount of times we have left carrots, brussel sprouts and mince pies out for Santa and his hard-working animals – it’s about time they gave us something back! Poo Pooing Santa aims to please and will deposit the little yummy sweeties out of his derriere for your pleasure! Better than a turkey dinner with all the trimmings, Poo Pooing Santa serves one hungry tummy, or two at a push or if you haven’t much of an appetite.

Realistically gross but oddly tempting, Poo Pooing Santa is the only Christmas Toy that enables you to boast about having tried Santa’s holy droppings! (Well, they’re not to know are they!)

The activation of Poo Pooing Santa may seem rather drastic but we assure you he doesn’t feel any pain when you remove his head and insert the sweeties! Be sure to pop his head back on though as you’ll want to witness his proud little face as he poops out your tasty red and green sweeties whilst you pat him on the back.

More likely to satisfy your sugar cravings than fertilise your lawn, Poo Pooing Santa will get guaranteed guffaws and certainly will not be a ‘waste’ of money.