Ring of Fire After Curry Wet Wipes

The Ring of Fire After Curry Wet Wipes will act as the fire extinguisher to your extreme curry feasts! You know how it is – you’re sat round a table at the Sheesh Mahal with your mates and fancy challenging yourself to order the most flaming meal on the menu! ‘I’ll be alright’ you reassure yourself ordering a jug of water and having a mini fan on hand to cool the burning sweat running down your brow as you munch through the maddeningly spicy entrée…

You may be lucky and escape explosive diahorrea (so disgusting that Microsoft word won’t even recognise it!) but for those of us that’ll struggle gripping the bathroom tiles in sheer desperation and ruining your best M & S underwear, we present you with the Ring of Fire After Curry Wet Wipes! Prevention vs. Cure? Curry vs. No Curry? No question about it!

About the Ring of Fire After Curry Wet Wipes

• The Ring of Fire After Curry Wet Wipes is a circular container packed with 40 x soothing and moisturising wet wipe toilet tissues just perfect for those hot spicy encounters!
• The Ring of Fire After Curry Wet Wipes are made from purified water, aloe vera gel, vitamin E acetate, propylene, glycol, propylaparaben, methylparaben, PHMB, EDTA & fragrance – if you’re allergic to any of these, please do not use the Ring of Fire After Curry Wet Wipes
• The Ring of Fire After Curry Wet Wipes come in a handy flame-designed circular container which measures approximately 20 cm x 7.5 cm
• The Ring of Fire After Curry Wet Wipes are suitable for hot flaming curry eaters that need a helping hand in hasty hygiene!

The Ring of Fire may sound like some kind of flaming hot wrestling move, but don’t be fooled! It is actually a circular container that’ll free you from sticky situations – literally! Not quite sure what we’re on about? Want us to spell it out in plain Indian? Well, to put it bluntly, the Ring of Fire After Curry Wet Wipes are a pack of 40 x soothing and moisturising wet wipes designed to soothe and delight your derriere after a volcanically hot n spicy dish!

Better than wiping yourself off on a curry leaf and less likely to give you a burning rash (burning runs and a burning rash? That’s a strain that no man needs!), the wicked Ring of Fire After Curry Wet Wipes will get your botty brilliantly clean and to a perfect sheen in no time! You’ll be fresh as a daisy and feel back to your old self in no time! (Or ready for another korma at least!)

Whether you carry the Ring of Fire After Curry Wet Wipes in your bag and whip them out amongst friends whilst you’re having a giggle in the ladies or keep them in a secure safe glass case at home with a break-in hammer for Indian emergencies, the Ring of Fire After Curry Wet Wipes will become your spicy saviours!

The clue’s in the name really – anyone who gorges down on a good old Vinda-loo surely doesn’t expect not to have a bad case of the turmeric runs!

Sitting pretty with outrageous flame-designs next to your floral scented bathroom air freshener, the crazy Ring of Fire After Curry Wet Wipes let you have your curry and eat it! Bon Appe-Pilau!

What’s in the Ring of Fire After Curry Wet Wipes Container?

• 40 x Ring of Fire After Curry Wet Wipes

Why You Should Buy From Us!

• 30 day money-back guarantee
• Low-price guarantee
• Loyalty points discount off future orders
• Excellent customer service
• Next day delivery available

Ring of Fire After Curry Wet Wipes