Rude Dudes - Insulting Critters

These Rude Dudes are mean, they're obscene, they're the cutest little insulting critters you've ever seen!  Disturb one of these furry little rude dudes and they bombard you with unexpected abuse.  These adorable soft toys will make your grandmothers toes curl as they blurt out crazy insults in glorious verbal technicolour.

Our Rude Dude soft toys say 7 rude phrases:

• Hands off pervert!
• Morons like you make me puke!
• Put me down butt face!
• Eat crap you goofy looking pecker head!
• Get lost fat ass
• You're a pencil necked bottom feeder
• Go shovel crap in hell, asswipe!

So if you are lost for words, just give your Rude Dude soft toy a little poke and let him speak for you!  Perfect for libraries, tense moments, sponsored silences and for spoiling romantic moments between your parents.

Rude Dudes - Insulting Critters

• The Rude Dude comes in assorted colours
• Our Rude Dude novelty toys have 7 fantastically insulting phrases!
• No need for batteries, just pull the activation tab
• These insulting critters measure 13 cm x 14 cm x 6 cm
• A perfect abusive novelty gift for ages 16 to 160!

The Rude Dude - Insulting Critters make fantastic gifts for anyone who likes to speak their mind...through the powers of soft toys that possess no mouth, yet are able to scream profound insanities at the prod of a belly. 

What’s in the Rude Dudes - Insulting Critters bag?

• 1 x Rude Dudes - Insulting Critters

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Rude Dudes - Insulting Critters