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The Splat Stan Drinks Coaster is flatter than a pancake, brighter than a carrot and able to hold your favourite beverage securely and sturdily! Poor old Splat Stan, a coaster through life – a coaster after death, he certainly wasn’t paying attention to those road safety ads! All the better for us though as his tragic moulded shape means that your cup, mug or glass can sit snugly in his grip and never slide around or leave stains on the furniture again!
We’re not sure whether his fate was a big old Eddie Stobart or a fearful little Fiesta, but quite frankly who cares when he looks this cool! Give Splat Stan some purpose in life and buy one today!
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Drinks Coasters don’t come much more drastic than Splat Stan! We’re not entirely sure about Splat Stan’s tragic tale, though there are rumours flying around that he’s off to buy more Tango or top up his blinding orange tan… Splat Stan’s loss is your gain though as he’s been scraped away from the scene of disaster and crafted into a nifty little Drinks Coaster!
The Splat Stan Drinks Coaster will stop those nasty mug rings forming on your furniture and give you the smugness of knowing someone’s having a far worse day than you! A close but now distant friend of Hanging Harry and Dead Fred, why not buy all three and reunite them so they can Reminisce In Peace about their individual traumas!
Conveniently, Splat Stan’s main injury was a large circular moulded chunk, which was ripped away from his Silicone Rubber body monstrously! Of course we wouldn’t want to disrespect the dead, so why not place your favourite beer pint glass, coffee or tea mug inside and thank Christ your cup’s in good hands! (Or limbs, as it seems)
We’re trying to keep the Splat Stan Drinks Coaster on the DL as the Old Bill have put out the feelers for new information, so that’s why we’re selling him at such a wicked price! Life waits for no man as Splat Stan has proved, so don’t waste any more time and purchase a Splat Stan Drinks Coaster today!
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