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Kiss My Monkey is a crazy all-shaking all-sounding cheeky chimp that’s guaranteed to make you cheery! Simply kiss his furry big beige belly to excite and activate him! You’ll witness a wicked display of mad monkey business as he jiggles shakes and quivers about insanely, echoing out extreme ear-splitting calls of screeching monkey silliness!
He may look dumbly innocent from the front, but the kinky Kiss My Monkey has something for the ladies at the back – and we’re not talking mullets! Flip him over or twirl him around as he’s shaking it to see his peachy pert cheeks wriggle around for absolute hilarity! Kiss My Monkey demands your kisses and affection and in turn promises to put on a show that’ll crown you primate prankster! Be the King of the Swingers with Kiss My Monkey.
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If someone you knew uttered ‘Kiss My Monkey’ to you, you might feel like either bashing them over the head with a banana or throwing peanuts fiercely in their direction. But wait! What’s this? Kiss My Monkey isn’t some derogatory put down? It’s actually a soft furry friendly plush toy that shakes his ass and lets out crazed monkey calls? Too true!
Ideal to break up tension in terrible arguments or simply as a sneak-up-and-surprise tactic, the wicked Kiss My Monkey promises to make you the chimpion of fun around friends and family! With a convenient hanging post, you can dangle your Kiss My Monkey from the unsuspecting wardrobe and then watch in hilarity as your shocked victim jumps a mile as Kiss My Monkey shakes and calls wriggling in and out of their skirt suits!
A humble ape from the front but a brazen badass from the back, Kiss My Monkey has a completely shaven set of firm sexy buttocks which wriggle around raunchily as he “ee ee ee’s” like a complete and utter loon!
A party animal at heart, Kiss My Monkey likes nothing more than to be the centre of attention and thrives on the ladies kisses! Have him hanging around the house for a real conversation starter or sneak him into bed at night as a soft cuddly sleeping partner! (Just make sure you switch him off before you snooze as his wild monkey calls and sensational shaking may send you into shock!)
The most giggle-inducing gibbon you’ll ever stumble across, grab Kiss My Monkey today and start your day with a smooch and a shake!
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| Like a toy out of the 80's slapping you hard on the face and saying "HA! Im back! You tried to get rid of me and you can't because Im so cute and hilarious and loud and stuff." Just like real monkeys say. - Shelley, UK |
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