The Element of Surprise

The Element of Surprise is the ideal gift for those wishing to remain illusive, surprising or just plain annoying. Not everyone has the ability, knowledge or 'completeness of being' to surprise someone in the most sufficient manner. Sometimes important elements such as Stealth, Sneakiness, Nimbleness of a Mountain Goat, Camouflage Expertise and 'Boo Vocals' are missing from our GSI (Genetic Startle Infrastructure). This can be an embarrassing disorder known to cause temporary infertility, dislike of Marmite and an unhealthy obsession with seashell souvenirs.

How many times have you hidden behind a tree or wall (giggling to yourself at how utterly funny and clever you are), only to find that when you do jump out say 'Boo!' the other person is unaffected and unimpressed with your efforts? Why not buy yourself one of our elements or mix and match for the ultimate gift set! Each element comes vacuum sealed for freshness and can be used in conjunction to any of the other elements in our range.

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The Element of Surprise

• The Element of Surprise is the ideal solution for underconfident pranksters
• Can temporarily alleviate GSI Disorder
• The pack measures approx 17.5 cm x 9 cm x 8 cm
• Not suitable for those allergic to cat hair or nuts
• Please choose from Stealth, Sneakiness, Nimbleness, Camouflage and Boo Vocals from the options above
• Keep away from vast open spaces
• An ideal gift for all ages

Why not mix your own agile strengths and perfect your technique with the Element of Surprise range! An ideal stocking filler, Birthday or Retirement gift.

What's in The Element of Surprise pack?

• 1 x Element

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