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The Tight Git Wallet is the ultimate way to show mean old scrooges that it’s time to ‘change’! (Sorry, couldn’t help myself) Cheap peeps aren’t uncommon these days – with prices rocketing on everything, bargain-seekers are saving and cutting corners at every opportunity! They say economist, we say tight git! Give them the Tight Git Wallet and never hear their whiney excuses again! The sewn up pockets of the Tight Git Wallet are a hilariously unique feature which will never fail to make money funny!
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The thing is, it’s hard to spot a Tight Git. On first glance, they look relatively normal – they don’t possess 11 fingers or spit as they talk (believe us, some people do!) No, Tight Gits may be a disheartening and disgusting breed, but they’re not amongst the real monsters out there (like the people who took Captain Birdseye off the Fish Fingers) That’s why Tight Gits need a bit of light relief – it must be hard coming up with excuses about why you’re strapped for cash 24/7 and must really roughen your fingers as you’re scraping around in your pockets for loose change!
The Tight Git Wallet is the perfect present for any miserable thrifty S.O.D and is guaranteed to crack a smile out of that old stingy geezer! With three special sewn-up pockets, your Tight Git will be laughing all the way to the bank! With ‘Tight Git’ imprinted boldly on the front of the wallet, they’ll be branded a money-hungry-mug wherever they go! ‘Finally a wallet that I don’t have to forget to bring’ they’ll think! ‘Finally, we’ll show that old swine!’ you’ll think! Just as your Tight Git thinks they’re off the hook, you can unpick the stitches and show them you can actually store money in there!
Obviously they’ll be all outta cash, but with the Tight Git wallet we can guarantee you’ll be raking in the laughs! No Tight Git will part with their pennies to buy a Tight Git Wallet, so make sure you get one for them today!
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