Totty Clicker

The Totty Clicker was made famous by a Mr. Ben Affleck in a Lynx television advertisement. Tally counters were usually carried around by large burley bouncers for counting people entering clubs and bars, but thanks to the Hollywood star there has been a keen following of the Totty Clicker ever since. The Totty Clicker is the latest 'mancessory' used by young gentlemen whilst wetting their whistle at the local public house or 'Disco.' These Cad's click their Totty Clicker tally counters when smiled upon by a good looking filly, thus creating a competitive sport in which to embark upon on an evening. Chap's all over England are exercising their right to judge whether they think they are 'Wed worthy or not' at the click of a button. Competitive sports have always been popular with the young men of this country and Totty Clicker's have just added one more to the books. The Totty Clicker comes in a chrome finish (this can also be used as a reflective instrument to comb ones moustache) with a finger loop, clear display and a reset wheel.

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Totty Clicker

The Totty Clicker tally counter has a chrome finish with clicker button, reset wheel and finger ring
The Totty Clicker tally counter can count up to 9999 ladies in one night. Good luck stud
The Totty Clicker tally counter is easy to use. Simply don the finger loop with your thumb on the clicker button and keep your eye out for totty. To reset just turn the Reset Wheel untl the display goes back to '0000'
The Totty Clicker tally counter measures 5.5 cm x 5.5 cm x 4.5 cm and can easily fit into ones jacket pocket
The Totty Clicker tally counter doesn't need batteries!

Novelty gifts for men can sometimes be daunting, but this Totty Clicker is a riot! These tally counters will make great stocking fillers or Birthday gifts. Why not create a laddish gift hamper with some of our other naughty gifts and 'boob' items?

Whilst most well bred young women will not look a young fellow in the eyes unless introduced by her parents in the hope of marriage, on some occasions young ladies may be found in watering holes mixing with the opposite sex. It is here where you will find a fine example of the Totty Clicker tally counters and their owners. So if you or your raucous chums fancy a rumpus night on the town then this Totty Clicker will be the perfect way to get the evening started. Tally up your totty clicks at the end of the night to see who fancies himself the most likely to be wed... or single with child support to pay for the next 15 years. Marvellous!