USB Pole Dancer

The USB Pole Dancer is like Barbie’s saucy sister that they never told us about. Complete with platinum blonde extensions, a lipstick that’d stand the test of time, Dame Edna-inspired eye-make up and a slinky little red bikini, the USB Pole Dancer will be hot competition for your daily brew! Simply plug and go – the USB Pole Dancer gets straight to work even without the need for fuelling up with a few digestives.

Controversial and cool, the raunchy USB Pole Dancer is so X-Rated that she was banned from the shelves of your local M & S – now if that is not reason for purchase, we do not know what is! Flashing lights, music and gyrating pole-manoeuvring actions makes this USB Pole Dancer a stunning addition to any environment.

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All About The USB Pole Dancer

• The USB Pole Dancer is a saucy little Barbie-like doll that’ll dance sexily around the pole to the music and flashing lights as soon as you plug her in your USB port!
• The USB Pole Dancer features a power on/off and demo feature button
• The USB Pole Dancer wears a teeny weeny red bikini and leaves little to the imagination!
• The USB Pole Dancer measures approximately 26 cm x 15 cm
• The USB Pole Dancer is suitable for use in the home or office – anywhere that desperately needs spicing up!

Pole up, pole up, and get ready to feast your eyes on the sexiest thing to ever enter into a USB port! Missed a few sessions down your local club on a Saturday night? Want to recreate those streaming lights, pounding music and foxy girls that get your heart pumping? You’ll find no better USB toy on the market to satisfy your cheeky cravings.

Wickedly tempting, the USB Pole Dancer demands attention and will certainly catch the eyes of male colleagues in a busy office area! A little harmless distraction whilst you are working surely is a motivator and something to keep the spirits up anyhow! Slender and blonde, the USB Pole Dancer surely has been working out and putting in those hours on the treadmill – for your benefit no doubt.

The great thing about the USB Pole Dancer is that you do not feel guilty when the missus asks what you’ve been up to in the day! Sure Steve and Geoff may have snuck to the lap-dancing club in their lunch break, but where have you been? Slaving away at your desk with a simple USB office toy to keep you entertained (wink wink!)

What’s more, the USB Pole Dancer comes with no feminist views or hunched opinion on what’s politically correct – you can even stroke her silky hair and toned limbs without getting locked away.

All this fun and never the need for batteries? What on earth are you waiting for? Give the USB Pole Dancer a venue to show off her skills by purchasing one today.

What will you find within the USB Pole Dancer Box?

• 1 x USB Pole Dancer

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USB Pole Dancer