Borat Mankini

The Borat Mankini is the most fantastic clothing appliance to ever enter your life! You want to be sexy like Borat and charm even the most ugly of woman, then squeeze yourself firmly into Borat Mankini and prepare to make sexy time! We likeda the traffic stopping lime green Borat Mankini so much that we try to get it government policy to only wear Borat Mankini in local swimming bath – men and women! Nice.

Borat Mankini is made from finest quality stretchy stretchy material and leave not much to the imagination! A meshy panel in genital area of Borat Mankini keeps your khram-jewels safe and out of the way of bitey bitey wild dogs that likeda to roam free in Kazakhstan! One piece swimsuit Borat Mankini can be used for variety of fun activity but is most delicious when attending formal dinner party. My wife Lenore say I look sensually pleasing in Borat Mankini – yours can too! HIGH FIVE for brilliant Borat Mankini – spend your monies on one today! Nice!

About the Borat Mankini

• The Borat Mankini is a gaudy lime-green exact replica of the Mankini the legendary Borat wears in the rib-tickling film Cultural Learnings of America: For Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan!
• The Borat Mankini has the official Borat film logo stitched into the back and an official 20th century fox logo on the tag!
• The Borat Mankini features a little mesh pocket to keep your jingle jangles inside!
• The Borat Mankini is the real deal – one size fits all – is nice!
• The Borat Mankini is suitable for sexy exhibitionist like Borat that want to make all the sexy lady turned on!

Whoever knew that my humble Mankini would be at centre of such lovely couture! Good job I get it out year after year and wash only once to keep the sexy lime green colour its most best! Whether you see my movie and watch how fancy I look parading around in my Borat Mankini named aspecially for me or simply see Borat Mankini on black market but want the real deal, buy one today!

Sad for you my friends but Borat Mankini come with no curly black moustache or sample of authentic thick and lifely Borat hair, you must grow your own to emulate real Borat style! You get confused like I get confused when confusing people tell me to either keep it all covered up or let it all hang out! There will be no confusing the Borat Mankini, local peoples will salute you in the streets!

You look especially fetching when riding tram or bull into town and pulling up in best outfit in town Borat Mankini! Do not wear Borat Mankini around special tribe of bull in Kazakhstan as they have funny eye and think you are green food stuffs. Many a death has been cause by tragic funny eye bull and people wearing the green.

I talk to many tourist who say Borat Mankini must be brought to your country so I converse with kind people at Find-Me-A-Gift to bring you sexy one piece at one off price! I wear Borat Mankini with pride when I sing my anthem ‘Throw Jew Down The Well’ and every hairy body in the house clap and dance along. Is no different story in your case, you wear Borat Mankini and get the people in fondling favour of you also.

Whether you choose to Ping Pong your balls in Borat Mankini, soak up hot sun by lying on busy street or spit on invaders who steal your sexy cow and sheep, you become superman like me in brilliant Borat Mankini! We supply 600 poor hungry children to create Borat Mankini for you in sweaty cramped condition to make them go fastly! We only make a limited number of Borat Mankini as the fair tradings wagon come and shut us down. Purchaise one today or make lime green with envy! HIGH FIVE!

What’s in the Borat Mankini Box?

• 1 x Borat Mankini

Why You Should Buy From Us!

• 30 day money-back guarantee
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Borat Mankini