Duck with a Dick

Cute little yellow rubber duck bobbing up and down in the bath... but what lurks under the water? Is it Jaws? Santa Claus? No! Here we have to introduce to you the rubber Duck with a Dick. This astonishingly well endowed rubber duckie is sure to keep your bath time fun! Why should it just be the kids that get to have bath toys? This gift is definitely just for adults, so no mixing it up with the kids cute and innocent quacking duck, and it will ensure a quacking good time as you 'rubba-dub-dub' in your tub.

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Duck with a Dick

• This fantastic rubber duck is classic yellow with a matching detachable pork sword
• The Duck with a Dick measures approx 9 cm x 12 cm x 8 cm
• This bath toy makes the perfect naughty novelty gift for all ages

Most birds peck, but this duck has a pecker! Our Duck with a Dick is the latest in bad taste and good humour. Who says baths are to get you clean? Add a dirty touch to yours with our Duck with a Dick! For those who are afraid that their little kiddies may go blind at the site of the yellow 'pony baloney,' you can simply pop it off and use it as a handy little accessory for when it's your turn in the tub.

Interesting fact about duck's dangly bits: The longest duck dick on record is a whopping 42.5 cm! The Argentine Lake Duck was found by the University of Alaska in 2001. The average length was thought to be around 20 cm, which is still pretty gutting to the average human male.

What will you find within the Duck with a Dick box?

• 1 x Yellow rubber Duck with a Dick

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Duck with a Dick