Arse Face Soap
The boss has asked us to use 'that' word again. Oh, well, here goes, because we have to describe the brilliantly clean and hygienic (gulp) Arse Face Soap. Brown on one side and white on the other, with the appropriate words (Face and ...Arse) standing out bold and clear on each side. There is no need ever again to be afraid of where the soap has been. Even if you can't see through the condensation in the shower, you can figure out which side is which.
Strict soap segregation means that bacteria stay in their place, that is, not on the face side of the soap. This is the perfect thing to make bath and shower time a pleasure, whether you are washing your delicate skin for display to the whole world, or your more private bits. Arse/Face Soap is a great gift idea for the compulsively clean – or the habitually grubby.
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About The Product
- BIG and BOLD design with ‘Arse’ and ‘Face’ clearly printed where they’re meant to be used!
- Can be used on face and body (obviously due to its ARSE/FACE nature!)
- Aptly coloured brown and white
- Suitable for all! Let’s keep it clean folks
- There is also an Arse Face Towel available to accompany this wicked soap! Simply click over to Related Products to explore more!

anonymous | 05/03/2013 |
| Fun item and received with laughter !!Great novelty gift......no more mix up in the shower!! |
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anonymous | 04/03/2013 |
| great gimmick |
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Suzy | 19/02/2013 |
| Bought for a 40th birthday for when the old age confusion sets in, very amusing along with the sponge! Reasonably priced as well. |
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Jo | 02/02/2013 |
| Good product, very amusing on first sight! |
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anonymous | 23/01/2013 |
| Smaller than I thought but still a very funny gift. |
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Luke | 10/01/2013 |
| Great as a stocking filler |
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mark | 10/01/2013 |
| great |
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Eleanor | 09/01/2013 |
| godd fun item |
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Jacqui | 08/01/2013 |
| My son loves it |
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neil | 07/01/2013 |
| easy gift. does what it says on the tin |
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Elizabeth | 06/01/2013 |
| Ok |
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anonymous | 06/01/2013 |
| Good novelty gift, very amusing. |
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corina | 05/01/2013 |
| my son found it very funny |
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anonymous | 05/01/2013 |
| Real good present |
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Rebecca | 04/01/2013 |
| excellent matching gift |
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anonymous | 04/01/2013 |
| good fun |
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anonymous | 04/01/2013 |
| Great gift. As described. |
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anonymous | 04/01/2013 |
| Bought as a secret Santa gift for a friend and he loved it, great silly gift for the price. |
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Jane | 04/01/2013 |
| Good Joke Present |
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Lauren | 03/01/2013 |
| as expected and brought the laugh i was aiming for! |
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Theresa | 03/01/2013 |
| Brilliant novelty gift that gave everyone a good laugh. |
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anonymous | 02/01/2013 |
| Not the best packing but the soap is exaclty what you see in the picture. |
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anonymous | 02/01/2013 |
| Brilliant novelty gift!! |
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Kimberley | 02/01/2013 |
| Quite good idea as a gimick for teenager, had a great laugh as he will never wash his face with the wrong side of the soap again, very hygienic as also the towel was bought together with this item, highly recommended! |
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bethany | 29/12/2012 |
| funny gift. |
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anonymous | 28/12/2012 |
| Happy with the product. |
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anonymous | 27/12/2012 |
| Really happy with this , the recipient did see the funny side |
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June | 26/12/2012 |
| GREAT CHRISTMAS STOCKING FILLER |
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anonymous | 21/12/2012 |
| This was ideal present for my brother, a bit of comedy for Xmas morning. |
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chris | 19/12/2012 |
| So funny. Exactly what i was looking for :-D |
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anonymous | 19/12/2012 |
| Very funny! Great gift for someone who is difficult to buy for! Delivery was quick! |
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anonymous | 15/12/2012 |
| funny gift... goes well with matching towel.. for someone with a sense of humour |
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anonymous | 12/12/2012 |
| Great novelty soap, seen them all over the internet including the towel too.Bought for my mother as a laugh, nothing much to say apart from it is soap! :) |
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anonymous | 11/12/2012 |
| really good stocking filler |
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Daisy | 07/12/2012 |
| very funny |
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anonymous | 06/12/2012 |
| I love this - hilarious and the soap isn''t bad as soap |
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lauren | 04/12/2012 |
| i brought this as a stocking filler for my boyfriend,good product. |
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anonymous | 02/12/2012 |
| better quality than I expected. |
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anonymous | 30/11/2012 |
| v good |
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Samantha | 28/11/2012 |
| great little prezzie for a laugh |
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Helen | 28/11/2012 |
| Great |
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David | 27/11/2012 |
| Fun, Silly, Item |
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mary | 24/11/2012 |
| brilliant stocking filler for christmas. I''m sure he will have a good laugh. |
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Joan | 20/11/2012 |
| Funny Christmas gift |
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anonymous | 04/11/2012 |
| Exactly what the box says, and it has a nice scent to it! great present which had everyone laughing! |
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Janka | 31/10/2012 |
| fantastic funny present, fast delivery. |
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anonymous | 17/10/2012 |
| Good |
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Nicola | 11/10/2012 |
| Great for a giggle |
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sarah | 22/09/2012 |
| Great site always something you want delivered on time great service |
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Sian | 22/09/2012 |
| Great! |
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Jenna | 18/09/2012 |
| I love this gift, it was so good. |
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Nicola | 04/07/2012 |
| Large soap, bargain |
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Carys | 01/07/2012 |
| Exactly what i wanted |
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janette | 06/06/2012 |
| Brilliant , my friend loved it |
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tim | 19/05/2012 |
| Do you know somebody who has difficulty telling the difference between their arse and their face? Why not help them by buying them this excellent arse/face soap. |
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Susan | 10/03/2012 |
| A brilliant novelty present for someone with a sense of humour |
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Kevin | 03/03/2012 |
| Brilliant gift!! |
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anonymous | 02/03/2012 |
| Couldn''t stop laughing at this one |
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stephanie skevington-dodd | 09/02/2012 |
| Brilliant novelty gift, makes good laughs |
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Sean | 10/01/2012 |
| Comical soap! |
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anonymous | 08/01/2012 |
| gota good laugh |
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anonymous | 07/01/2012 |
| Bought this as a gift so unable to comment on smell etc of soap. Product well packaged |
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Philippa | 07/01/2012 |
| My step dad loved this as his son bought him the Arse/Face towel last xmas! |
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tina | 03/01/2012 |
| great gift and funny every one thought they were great |
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Lesley | 31/12/2011 |
| great laughs at christmas, thank you |
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rebecca | 28/12/2011 |
| funny novely gift |
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anonymous | 27/12/2011 |
| very funny xmas gift |
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sarah | 22/12/2011 |
| Thank you a very swift and hassle free delivery thank you |
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Elaine | 22/12/2011 |
| Quiet Large Great Stocking Filler Had A Lot Of Laughs! |
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anonymous | 20/12/2011 |
| Bought as a joke and it went down well, lots of laughter. Not used as a soap yet so can''t comment on that..Overall good little stocking filler for those with a sense of humour.... |
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anonymous | 15/12/2011 |
| great funny gift |
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Jodie | 01/12/2011 |
| goes brilliantly with the towel |
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andrea | 23/11/2011 |
| All good fun |
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Elaine | 15/11/2011 |
| packaged nicely, great novelty gift, goes well with the towel. |
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Nath | 26/07/2011 |
| Gr8 idea gt it 4 my m8 who jst joined the marines, wish it had been on a rope. Got a laugh frm every1 there n he still has it |
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donna | 27/11/2010 |
| fun gift idea great stocking filler |
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vicki | 04/10/2008 |
| bought for my brother, great gift! |
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Gregory | 19/02/2007 |
| I now know my arse from my face! |
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Samantha McKeeman | 19/12/2006 |
| This was such a funny gift to give my brother in law - I will be teasing him from now on about whether he has used the arse half for his face! Thanks! |
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megz | 08/12/2006 |
| i thort it was a fab idea and a great usible gift (a bit rude tho) great idea! |
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Jenni | 17/11/2006 |
| absolutely brilliant brought a smile to the guy i bought it fors face and everyone at the party!! |
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