Social Distancing Mugs

Want sarcastic quotes about social distancing? Perhaps you know far too many people who just aren't taking it seriously, especially those in your own household? Didn't they know you wanted to keep your distance from them too?

Make it extremely clear with one of these two hilarious novelty mugs. 

Choose between the mug with fixed text "2 metres... Can we make it 100?" and the mug that says "Stop! If you're reading this, you're too close - I'm social distancing". 

If nobody gets the message with this in your hand, find new friends and family who will understand your needs (after social distancing has ended).