Pooing Reindeer

The Pooing Reindeer is a cheeky little reindeer that has eaten too many of Santa’s brussel sprouts and can’t help plopping little sweeties out! Diarrhoea would embarrass 99.9% of people but the Pooing Reindeer doesn’t seem to give an antlers and grins wide and proud as your sugary sweeties fall to the ground! Simple, silly and strictly essential, the Pooing Reindeer is ideal as a hilarious Christmas gift and will give young and old folks a jolly old laugh!

The Pooing Reindeer was cast off from Santa’s sleigh due to his irregular digestive system, but don’t worry because his little sugary poos are as tasty as a Mince Pie!

About the Pooing Reindeer

• The Pooing Reindeer is a funny, silly novelty toy that poos out sweeties when you tap him on the back!
• The Pooing Reindeer is a lovely chocolate brown colour and features a sneaky smiley little face, red reindeer collar and 15g of sweeties for him to poo out and you to eat!
• To activate the Pooing Reindeer: 
  1. Remove the head 
  2. Place the sweeties included into the hole – replace the head 
  3. Shake the reindeer gently to settle the sweets 
  4. Gently push down on the reindeer’s back and watch as the reindeer poops out the sweeties from his bottom!
• The Pooing Reindeer may get blocked from time to time due to the irregular shape of the sweeties. If this happens, simply empty the sweeties and remove the odd sized sweet
• The Pooing Reindeer contains 15g of sweeties, the ingredients of these sweeties are: dextrose, sugar, malic acid, E154, flavouring & food grade wax
• The Pooing Reindeer is made from plastic
• The Pooing Reindeer measures approximately 10 cm x 7 cm x 3.5 cm
• The Pooing Reindeer is suitable for 5-55 and everyone who should know better!

What’s chocolate brown, has a cheeky smile and recycles sweeties out of his rear? Well there can’t be many answers to that ridiculous question, so it’s got to be the one and only Pooing Reindeer! We only hope this isn’t what reindeers do when they fly through the sky on Christmas Eve…

The amount of times we’ve left carrots, brussel sprouts and mince pies out for Santa and his hard-working animals – it’s about time they gave us something back! The Pooing Reindeer aims to please and will deposit the little yummy sweeties out of his derriere for your pleasure! The Poo Pooing Reindeer serves one hungry tummy, or two at a push or if you haven’t much of an appetite!

Realistically gross but oddly tempting, the Poo Pooing Reindeer is the only Christmas Toy that enables you to brag about having tried authentic reindeer droppings! (Well, they’re not to know are they!)

The activation of the Pooing Reindeer may seem rather drastic but we assure you he doesn’t feel any pain when you remove his head and insert the sweeties! Be sure to pop his head back on though as you’ll want to witness his proud little face as he poops out your tasty sweeties whilst you pat him on the back!

More likely to satisfy your sugar cravings than fertilise your lawn, the Pooing Reindeer will get guaranteed guffaws and certainly won’t be a ‘waste’ of money!

What’s in the Pooing Reindeer packet?

• 1 x Pooing Reindeer
• 15g x Sugar Confectionary

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Pooing Reindeer